Scare their pants off / Satan's bed (Special Edition)

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double feature: scare their pants off - satan's bed

oh no, it's yoko!
yes, it's yoko ono, sex maniacs, and off-kilter kink in this goofy, ultra-gritty grindhouse double feature! since lunatics john and bert can't enjoyy sex unless their women are first properly terrified, they abduct three lovely ladies and attempt to scare their pants off! a pretty blonde finds herself confronted by a phantom-of-the-opera-like figure who just wants a little kiss; trouble is, his face lookslike the surface of the moon. victim #2 wakes up strapped to a sacrificial altar where she's to be a gift to the god apu. and a third gal is inexplicably interrogated by the fascist police of some demented dictator. of course, it's all just a crazy charade by john and bert gleefully demonstrate why blind dates can be so crazy...