Lord of the G-Strings

in the mythical realm of diddie earth, diminutive yet delectable throbbit bildo saggins (misty mundae) is sent by smirnoff the wizard to destroy the legendary g-string-most powerful weapon in the land. the g-string was forged by the ancient villainess horspank (paige richards), and those who possess the slinky and sexy under-garment experience supreme invincibility... and untold sensual pleasures. bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow throbbits hornee (darian caine) and spam (a.j. khan) - both small of stature but big of erotic appetite. together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wilde throughout the territory of diddle earth, evading the dorc forces of the evil wizard sourasse and finding safety only in one another's arms. along the treacherous path, bilbo and company also meet up with a fearless fighter - the dethroned queen araporn (barbara joyce) - who joins their quest to party-pooper volcano, the only place where the g-string can be destroyed. amidst rampaging desires and female fantasies made flesh, bilbo must be wary of ballem, a hideous creature who desires the g-string and will stop at nothing in his mad quest to have it.